Signs that show you are just down right Paranoid

Hi again,

Let's get straight to the post. I laughed out loud when I found this

(from sassytwosocks.com)

You know you've been watching waaay too much crime tv when:

- You write down or photograph the badge number of every cab driver you take just in case your body is found dead, so the police can trace it back to the killer.

- When the food delivery guy comes to your place while you're home alone. So you turn up the tv and talk to someone who isn't there to make him think there is someone else in the house (therefore preventing him from attacking you).

- Keep a machete under your mattress to ward off intruders (convinced that you can actually use it effectively)

- Dream in the first person that you were in an episode of CSI and you're being chased by some idiot in a clown mask with a chainsaw

- Cross the street needlessly just to avoid a man that looks like DEXTER the serial murdering blood spatter analyst

- Hold you keys in your hand with the pointy end out thinking that you would stand a chance against an attacker with just a tiny piece of scrap metal.

- You're convinced that the guy at the dry cleaner is in the mafia and is laundering money using bags that carry your clothes in and out of the shop. Evidence: the $20 bill you found in your pant pocket

- Keep your hair cut short, despite the fact your guy prefers the Pam Anderson 'just sexed up' look so that no one can you from behind

- You make your man sleep closer to the bedroom door so that if an intruder breaks in and tries to kill you both he'll get killed first so you have the advantage of escaping.

There. Have a good laugh.

M.